“You’re too young to have arthritis,” said the man to me at the pharmacy yesterday.

Cassandra Disque | January 20, 2004

Every time I see a new doctor, I hear the same thing: “You’re too young to be this sick.” Every time I go to a new pharmacy, I face the same situation: long lines in which customers 24-28 are filled before my 23 is, because I have three very odd prescriptions. Questions: “Why did you [...]

Mayor Williams Suggest Civil Disobedience as Proper Means of Action and other political nonsense

Cassandra Disque | January 13, 2004

Yesterday evening Mayor Williams of Washington, DC had a live interview during the five o’clock hour of NBC 4 news in which he said that the only way for DC residents to be fully represented as citizens of the U.S. may be to start performing acts of civil disobedience, which he whole heartedly backs. Williams [...]

gimp the girl’s fingers fall off (or at least, they feel like it)

Cassandra Disque | January 13, 2004

Wowzers. Raynaud’s phenomenon, a disease that I severely suffer from and whom very few people know about, actually made the cover of the Health section of the Washington Post today. Raynaud’s, combined with my arthritis, is why I never want to leave the house during the winter, and am seriously considering moving to Puerto Rico [...]

gimp the girl whines some more

Cassandra Disque | January 6, 2004

Tomorrow night I go back into the sleep clinic for the sleep test again. My boss told me today that “only you could fail a sleep test. You know how fucked up you are, right?” I found out that my closest friend was speaking with a mutual friend of ours about who had done the [...]

"The Drag of Gimp"

Since 1996, my life has been a long journey of visiting one doctor after another. I look more or less fine, but I'm not. My daily pill count is like playing the dozens with a hospice patient. One doctor will say I'm doomed, and send me to another for treatment, but the treating doctor will find nothing within his or her area of practice that can be treated.

My life is better than a comedy, better than a drama. Anyone who has done this knows what I mean when I say that you have to not only know the rules, but also play the part in order to be allowed in the game. Most people find what we go through in the medical merry-go-round to be unbelievable, which is why I call it "The Drag of Gimp."


About the author

Cassandra Disque

Extemporaneous flibbertigibbet with bone lumps growing out of my coccyx. I was born in 1981. I was another case of "too much, too young," or at least I wanted to be. Now I'm leaning toward "too little, too late," as my body conks out on me, and I find I haven't done hardly any of the things I wanted. This is supposed to happen to people twice my age, so you might find my perspective on life to be a little unusual -- as in, I find just about everything to be hysterically funny, because there's little use in worrying when it's all going to go kaput.