Capraesque

Cassandra Disque | March 24, 2006

Pardon me, while I live out a cliché. Remember that scene from Capra’s It’s A Wonderful Life, where the whole community gathers around James Stewart to provide him with pocket change–pocket change that ends up adding up to the much needed sum of $8,000 that will save Stewart and his family from falling into the [...]

no chastity belts on my watch

Cassandra Disque | March 23, 2006

I’m quaking in my monster stompy boots. I don’t know why I’ve been doing what I’ve been doing, which is living with my boyfriend of four months while I wait for my apartment, but falling into bed with other people at almost every chance I get. Sometimes, there’s less than an hour between me fucking [...]

Brilliant.

Cassandra Disque | March 18, 2006

“This isn’t just about a Hollywood actress facing the looming perils of 40. For Winona Ryder, but also for anyone her age, the question is this: how, if you are a product of youth culture and nothing but youth culture, do you grow up? “I don’t know” may be an honest line for 23-year-olds, but [...]

I’m a lonely boy, I ain’t got a home.

Cassandra Disque | March 10, 2006

Now attempting a new format. Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo-ooo ooo Ain’t got no home. A-no place to roam. Ain’t got no home. A-no place to roam. I’m a lonely boy– I ain’t got a home I got a voice, I love to sing. I sing like a girl, And I sing like a frog. I’m [...]

to hell with poverty!

Cassandra Disque | March 9, 2006

I was drunk last night dear mother! I was drunk the night before. But if you’ll forgive me, mother– I’ll never get drunk anymore! Yes, I think I have reached an important era in my life. Last night I decided to just give up the pretense and the struggle so I can give into the [...]

"The Drag of Gimp"

Since 1996, my life has been a long journey of visiting one doctor after another. I look more or less fine, but I'm not. My daily pill count is like playing the dozens with a hospice patient. One doctor will say I'm doomed, and send me to another for treatment, but the treating doctor will find nothing within his or her area of practice that can be treated.

My life is better than a comedy, better than a drama. Anyone who has done this knows what I mean when I say that you have to not only know the rules, but also play the part in order to be allowed in the game. Most people find what we go through in the medical merry-go-round to be unbelievable, which is why I call it "The Drag of Gimp."


About the author

Cassandra Disque

Extemporaneous flibbertigibbet with bone lumps growing out of my coccyx. I was born in 1981. I was another case of "too much, too young," or at least I wanted to be. Now I'm leaning toward "too little, too late," as my body conks out on me, and I find I haven't done hardly any of the things I wanted. This is supposed to happen to people twice my age, so you might find my perspective on life to be a little unusual -- as in, I find just about everything to be hysterically funny, because there's little use in worrying when it's all going to go kaput.