female woes and bonuses

My husband freaked out awhile back because he saw that I paid $40 for a bra, which he thinks is insane. He thinks that’s a good price for shoes, and that’s about it.

I’m a 36-38D, depending on the cut. If I don’t want a very matronly bra or a piece of crap that’s going to fall apart in a few weeks, then yes, the motherfuckers are expensive little things.

But try explaining this to a man who goes to work with bleach stains on his jeans and holes in his t-shirts.

I did it to myself, going from dating nothing but metrosexuals to marrying a dirty ex-pro skater. Augh!

Well, I’m having my revenge. Obama’s stimulus package is giving everyone on Social Security on extra $150 in the month of May. My tits have grown and they need more coverage, so I’m spoiling them with $150 worth of Bare Necessities. My boobs and I thank you, Mr. President.