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	<title>My Life As A Farce &#187; Updatery</title>
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	<description>Improbable Situations, Satire &#38; The Drag of Gimp</description>
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		<title>For real, I&#8217;m a Peep</title>
		<link>http://cassandradisque.com/2009/12/19/for-real-im-a-peep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cassandra Disque</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband let me open a Christmas present early. It turned out to be a version of this: except in fuzzy light pink fleece. Mine doesn&#8217;t have a drop bottom, but it does have booties, an attached hood, a kangaroo pouch, and &#8220;Cassbot&#8221; embroidered on the chest. It makes me look an elongated, but still [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>My husband let me open a Christmas present early. It turned out to be a  version of this: <img src="http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/pajamagram_2084_73046361" alt="" /> except in fuzzy light pink fleece. Mine doesn&#8217;t have a drop bottom, but it does  have booties, an attached hood, a kangaroo pouch, and &#8220;Cassbot&#8221; embroidered on  the chest. It makes me look an elongated, but still roly-poly <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peeps">Peep</a>. Apparently my husband is not  only a feeder but also has a candy fetish.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t stop laughing about  this damn thing. He&#8217;s so sweet and good intentioned.</p></div>
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		<title>Moved On and In</title>
		<link>http://cassandradisque.com/2009/11/06/moved-on-and-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cassandra Disque</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t realize it had been so long since I wrote in here. After slicing off the tip of my thumb at work, I had to avoid typing for awhile because I hadn&#8217;t realized I used it on the keyboard as much as I do. The nerves are starting to grow back, so it hurts [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I didn&#8217;t realize it had been so long since I wrote in here.</p>
<p>After  slicing off the tip of my thumb at work, I had to avoid typing for awhile  because I hadn&#8217;t realized I used it on the keyboard as much as I do. The nerves  are starting to grow back, so it hurts quite a bit, but the scabs have all fallen  off now.</p>
<p><strong>We&#8217;ve moved into our new house.</strong></p>
<p>Two  days after moving out of the apartment, the unit diagonal from ours exploded in  a gas fire. Two of the five units in the building are now condemned. The two  dogs that lived in that unit, and the cat that lived in the unit below it, all  died. Humans all lived. There&#8217;s terrible smoke damage to the whole building. I  still had a few things in my unit and still had to clean it out. Every time I  returned there, I became violently ill (migraine with vomiting) from the smell.  I feel bad for the four people and two dogs that are still living in the two  units there. Fortunately, that landlord is supposedly trying to find them units  elsewhere so he can get their units cleaned out.</p>
<p>Three days after moving  out of our apartment, there was a shooting during a robbery at the convenience  store half a block from our house. There hadn&#8217;t been a shooting in this  neighborhood in a long time. It was a great welcome to the neighborhood moment,  because it made me feel like home!</p>
<p>A week after moving in, I got to carve  my pumpkin for Halloween. Despite our house having been vacant for eighteen  months prior to us moving in, we still got twelve trick-or-treaters! A lot of  others walked right past our house, probably because I failed to make it seem  safe enough for the NIMBY crowd.</p>
<p><a title="Spooky Bat Jack-O-Lantern 2009 by Agent Relaxed, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/agentrelaxed/4080955107/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2571/4080955107_6354059fed_s.jpg" alt="Spooky Bat Jack-O-Lantern 2009" width="75" height="75" /></a></p>
<p>I can&#8217;t remember if I mentioned that we adopted a puppy  from <a href="http://www.warl.org/" target="_blank">our favorite rescue</a>. He&#8217;s  now fourteen weeks old. He may or may not be a Shar Pei-Hound mix; we just  bought a DNA test (Prince George&#8217;s County, which is where we just moved to,  requires exact breed information for licensing) so we&#8217;ll know for sure in two  weeks. We named him Jonesy. He is major trouble.</p>
<p><a title="Jonesy, 8 Weeks by Agent Relaxed, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/agentrelaxed/4080954517/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2611/4080954517_a589c98ede_m.jpg" alt="Jonesy, 8 Weeks" width="180" height="240" /></a></p>
<p>Photos of the house, eventually. We&#8217;re still doing a lot  of work on it. The basement is still under construction, for example.</p></div>
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		<title>Still moving in.</title>
		<link>http://cassandradisque.com/2009/10/10/still-moving-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cassandra Disque</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in the process of cleaning the new house, packing, moving, cleaning the apartment, and housebreaking our new ten-week-old puppy. I keep forgetting about the internet. Life&#8217;s a little overwhelming right now. Amazingly, my medication levels haven&#8217;t had to be increased to handle it. That&#8217;s pretty amazing for me. Too bad I can&#8217;t say the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I&#8217;m in the process of cleaning the new house, packing, moving, cleaning the  apartment, and housebreaking our new ten-week-old puppy.</p>
<p>I keep  forgetting about the internet.</p>
<p>Life&#8217;s a little overwhelming right now.  Amazingly, my medication levels haven&#8217;t had to be increased to handle it. That&#8217;s  pretty amazing for me. Too bad I can&#8217;t say the same for, say, school, or a full  time job.</p></div>
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		<title>Oh shit.</title>
		<link>http://cassandradisque.com/2009/09/11/oh-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cassandra Disque</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now we own a house!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now we own a house!</p>
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		<title>The wrecking ball has landed</title>
		<link>http://cassandradisque.com/2009/05/08/the-wrecking-ball-has-landed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 02:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cassandra Disque</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://cassandradisque.com/?p=3951</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Ray in Perth, my WordPress woes are over. Turns out the category access plugins I&#8217;ve been attempting to use over the past few years don&#8217;t work so well on this server, which is why only the Hemingway themes were working. Matt had me convinced I had a massive database issue at hand; why [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Ray in Perth, my WordPress woes are over.  Turns out the category access plugins I&#8217;ve been attempting to use over the past few years don&#8217;t work so well on this server, which is why only the Hemingway themes were working.  Matt had me convinced I had a massive database issue at hand; why I was listening to him, I don&#8217;t know; he&#8217;s a Luddite.</p>
<p>Now that everything is truly in working order for the first time in years (at least on here!), it&#8217;s full speed ahead.  I&#8217;m really jazzed to have this live again, as well as a new skin on <a href="http://thecounterculture.org">thecounterculture.org</a>.  I picked up one new hostee last week and it looks like I&#8217;ll have another coming in soon, all of which makes my computers excessively happy.  If only it could always be like this, eh?</p>
<p>Oh, and Ray &#8212; just for you, I&#8217;m working on updating my old bio.  Will be putting it live later tonight, if I don&#8217;t fall asleep first.</p>
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		<title>new photoshoot today</title>
		<link>http://cassandradisque.com/2009/05/03/new-photoshoot-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 15:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cassandra Disque</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn, it&#8217;s been busy &#8217;round here. Got a little something new for my portfolio, courtesy of one of my former co-workers at the bar. Thanks, Tristan! © 2009 Tristan Spinski. I love these shots, but damn, I need to lose forty pounds. Getting off the Abilify should help. Can&#8217;t stay on it, unfortunately, as I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, it&#8217;s been busy &#8217;round here.</p>
<p>Got a little something new for <a href="http://cassandradisque.com/drag/?page_id=3672" class="broken_link">my portfolio</a>, courtesy of one of my former co-workers at the bar.  Thanks, Tristan!</p>
<p><img src="http://modelmayhm-7.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/090503/14/49fe0dde89e96.jpg"></p>
<p>© 2009 <a href="http://www.tristanspinski.com/">Tristan Spinski</a>.</p>
<p>I love these shots, but damn, I need to lose forty pounds.  Getting off the Abilify should help.  Can&#8217;t stay on it, unfortunately, as I&#8217;ve developed facial twitches.</p>
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		<title>wedding photos, almost one year later</title>
		<link>http://cassandradisque.com/2009/02/25/wedding-photos-almost-one-year-later/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cassandra Disque</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From my family, a few from Ela, and all the ones from the friend photog we asked to document the day for us. Only three from anyone else who showed up with a camera &#8212; boo to everyone else. tinyurl.com/botlove takes you to the flickr set with photos from the courthouse wedding, three from Chris [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From my family, a few from Ela, and all the ones from the friend photog we asked to document the day for us. Only three from anyone else who showed up with a camera &#8212; boo to everyone else.</p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/botlove">tinyurl.com/botlove</a> takes you to the flickr set with photos from the courthouse wedding, three from Chris Young from the nightclub party, and the rest are from the big family event.</p>
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